I once spent a year living in an Eskimo village in Alaska. There wasn't much to do there, so I spent most of my time reading Judy Blume books and filling up my Mischief Portfolio. Yes, that's right, I had a Mischief Portfolio. It was really just a regular notebook, and I used it to record my (attempts at) hilarious pranks. That portfolio is long gone, and I'm thinking lately about starting up a new one. Don't you think Old Abe on Bascom Hill could use a little something?
Like maybe, I don't know, legwarmers???