No, I'm not pregnant. But I have been working on something for a really long time! Here's the thing, though: you can't tell anyone. It's top-secret till I actually have it in my hands. The only reason it's secret is that I haven't told any of my co-workers yet (besides the one who worked on the project with me), because in the back of my mind, I'm convinced that something's going to go wrong at the last second and the whole thing will fall through. So mum's the word!
Sworn to secrecy? Good. Here's the secret.
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